big dumb jokes

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.

She told her son, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.” The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger “units” than his dad.

His mother replied, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.” Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again.

He promptly told his mother, “Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.”

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Michael.J.Fox

Michael.J.Fox – Interview Letterman 2013 01 10 720p

Britney Spears

Britney Spears – Gimme More

Britney Spears – Gimme More (MTV Canada Topless Version)

Britney Spears dances topless in ‘Gimme More’ alternative video

An alternative music video for Britney Spears’s single ‘Gimme More’ has appeared online.

The track – which was released nearly four years ago – was the lead single for the popstar’s 2007 album Blackout, which went on to sell over 3.1 million copies worldwide.

The original music video premiered in October 2007 after Spears spent two days in a warehouse in Downtown Los Angeles filming it.

It was directed by Jake Sarfaty, who was personally requested by the ‘Toxic’ star herself.

The alternative version includes extra scenes of Spears walking down a Los Angeles street, dancing topless on a pole and glaring at a pet cat on a bed.

At the time of the video’s initial debut, The New York Times reported that a “gritty, stripper-themed clip” had been held back from release to be tweaked by her advisors.

It is widely believed that the newly-leaked alternative version is the original video the singer intended to unveil.


Britney Spears Topless Outtakes From Her Gimme More Music Video

Naina

Naina

Full Length Bollywood HIndi Horror Movie

Watch the Latest Full Bollywood Indian horror Hindi Film Naina starring Urmila Matondkar online for FREE.

Its release caused controversy in India because its depiction of the protagonist seeing ghosts after receiving a corneal transplant was similar to existing fears in India surrounding corneal transplants and it was feared the film would discourage people from donating corneas or seeking corneal transplants

A day of solar eclipse, a young girl of five loses her eyesight and her parents in a freak accident in London. Twenty years later, she is bestowed with the gift of sight. Thanks to the marvels of modern science, a cornea implant brings her vision back. Her period of darkness is over… or is it?
With the implant through which her vision is restored, she starts seeing a new world hitherto unknown to mankind. What is this curse that has been cast upon her? Will she ever be able to escape it? Will this extraordinary sense she is now bestowed with destroy her life? Will she ever be able to resume her regular life again?

Urmila Maondkar plays the role of Naina, young woman trying to find the answers to these supernatural mysteries. Will she succeed?

The critics gave it 3 stars. Check out the various reviews of the movie.

http://www.rediff.com/movies/2005/may/20naina.h­tm

http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/movie…

http://www.glamsham.com/movies/review…

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